Whitey Saga Gate II...or just give us another week we're pretty sure we can patch something controversial together...

June 2nd 2008 6:49 PM - Annoyed that the WORLD doesn't believe his pathetic rumour mongering, Flowbee goes on the ATTACK and laughs at the poor confused reality based community that likes a little evidence with it's wild tenuous allegations.

But making shit up has never stopped him before so with the "FACT" the Obama campaign controls the internet up his sleeve he announces that -

"The Obama campaign is telling reporters from major news organizations that the videotape of Michelle Obama railing against “whitey” at a panel alongside Nation of Islam maximum leader Louis Farrakhan is nothing but a “scurrilous lie,” according to one of those reporters who called for an answer."

"But at the same time the Obama campaign has disseminated either a doctored or concocted transcript of the supposedly nonexistent videotape. Major Obama donors went to the campaign demanding explanations after the posting of my story on No Quarter about the contents of the videotape confirmed to me by several reliable sources, all Republicans with access to knowledge but who do not know each other."

Of course he doesn't actually provide any links, actual quotes, evidence or even tell us where he got this information. He just says it. THEREFORE IT MUST BE TRUE.
But then...just to make it even MORE plausible...he drops the ace of spades! OBAMA CONTROLS ALL INFORMATION AND INTERNETS!

"So the campaign created a would-be transcript of the video it says doesn’t exist. In the Obama campaign produced transcript Michelle says “why’d he” instead of “whitey.” Very clever. Then the campaign sent this transcript to key Obamaton bloggers to circulate. And the campaign sent it to the donors to prevent them from having a nervous breakdown."

I have seen this "transcript" on a couple of blogs since Saturday, Kos and Booman specifically, and i'm not really sure of it's origins. My first impression was it was less a transcript of a "racist video from imagination land that doesn't exist" and more someone interpreting what she may have said if she said anything at all.

I will give this to Flowbee though - It's certainly odd that people would be claiming to have intimate knowledge of a transcript for something they haven't seen...
Oh...wait...thats actually what YOU'RE doing too.
I'd also suggest it's no more peculiar than the fact that you and your fucktards still claim Obama flipped the bird at Hillary during a speech, you and your fucktards have become cheerleaders and BFF with far right wing nutbags and you're now embracing the likes of Larry Sinclair and his debunked back seat limo bullshit. But desperation makes for desperate bedfellows i suppose.

He goes on -

"In other words, the Obama campaign is a two-faced operation, telling the national press one thing and using eager little bloggers as propaganda stooges. But now they’ve been caught in obvious dirty trickery. Will the press play along? The Obamaton bloggers who happily allowed themselves to be exploited have exposed themselves as just junior media whores."

Yeah except you still haven't actually linked us to any evidence of your first claim and the whole bloggers thing? Well...i know you guys believe there is some sort of top secret conspiracy where the Obama campaign is paying people to "troll" pro Hillary blogs and "make nicey"...but the only evidence i've ACTUALLY seen of anything like that was from...well...HILLARY!! (*gasp*)

To back up his bullshit and to stick it to the naysayers we then get another 3 paragraphs conflating a whole lot of talking points - He's behind in the polls, he quit his church, he's going to lose Montana and South Dakota, Father Pfleger is white but still scary, we know why he "engaged in his thuggery at the Rules and Bylaws Committee, stealing delegates in Michigan that rightfully belonged to Hillary" and to REALLY ram home the fucktardery...

"Then, out of further desperation, Obama spread a false story that Hillary was dropping out. He’s doing everything he can before the vote in South Dakota and Montana to try to depress Hillary’s turnout. Obama’s Big Lie has worked before. To listen to Obama Hillary has been dropping out since the beginning of the campaign."

Where do you even begin?

And to round it all out and to PROVE THAT THE TAPE DOES EXIST!! -

"And behind all this is Obama’s fear of the Michelle “whitey” video about which he’s spreading two different stories–one to the mainstream press and another to his blogger-stooges. Lies, lies and more lies."

Lies indeed.