Whitey Saga Gate VIII...or ladies and gentleman "WE'VE GOT HER!"

June 4th 2008 3:26am - 2 hours later June 4th lives up to it's Bingo Bob Bombshell reputation and the HILLBUZZ comes down the wire much to Flowbee's gay abandon! He can't CONTAIN himself!

Remember that photo we conveniently found yesterday? Well as it turns OUT we've got yet MORE circumstantial details about "THAT DAY" which we really really REALLY fucking hope is "THE day" otherwise we'll look like a bunch of retarded desperate hacks. BEHOLD!!

"I am not trying to steal thunder from HillBuzz. That blogger is breaking important news. I’m posting the article in full because, having seen what happened to our site, a link to his will kill his server with the flood of traffic. Until Sunday, I was operating on one server. We’re up to four and barely keeping pace."

Phew! It's fucking break neck pace emergency jounalism at the fortress of fucknuttery these days! THIS IS BIG!

"What’s on the Michelle Obama Rant Tape?
Here’s what’s known so far. The Michelle Obama Rant Tape was filmed between June 26th - July 1st 2004 in Chicago, IL at the Rainbow/PUSH Coalition Conference at Trinity United Church: specifically the Women’s Event."

Wait a conference at the TU Church? I thought you said it wasn't a rant from behind the pulpit Flowb? Oh...and as it turns out...a simple google search actually tells me it was at the Sheraton Chicago Hotel and Towers.

Confusing? Yes...but don't let flimsy things like Flowbee Facts get all up in your grill!

"Michelle Obama appeared as a panelist alongside Mrs. Khadijah Farrakhan and Mrs. James Meeks.

Bill Clinton spoke during the Conference, as did Bill Cosby and other speakers, but not at the panel Michelle attended."

DANG! Opportunity MISSED! I've heard Bill Cosby is a mean motherfucker on the camera. He would have made a great copy of the vid for sure lickety split! Just in case he needed to sabotage the presidential chances of Barack Obama in 4 years time to save it for Queen Hillary. That Bill Cosby, always thinking 3 steps ahead!

"Michelle Obama spoke at the Women’s Event, but referenced Bill Clinton in her rant — his presence at the conference was the impetus for her raving, it seems."

Raving! hahhah. So...Bill Clinton was there. And Michelle in her pants igniting terror speech was raving ABOUT Bill Clinton...and he never at any point found out about it? The wife of a would be senator on a screed about Bill Clinton never made the papers? Or at least was brought to his attention? You don't find that a bit implausible?

"For about 30 minutes, Michelle Obama launched into a rant about the evils of America, and how America is to blame for the problems of Africa. Michelle personally blamed President Clinton for the deaths of millions of Africans and said America is responsible for the genocide of the Tutsis and other ethnic groups."

Well if it was anything like Reverend Wright's "Goddamn America" speech which you know...swearsies and whacky aids related material aside was...well...TRUE. I'm still waiting for this to be "STUNNING!".

"She then launched into an attack on “whitey”, and talked about solutions to black on black crime in the realm of diverting those actions onto white America. Her rant was fueled by the crowd: they reacted strongly to what she said, so she got more passionate and enraged, and that’s when she completely loses it and says things that have made the mouths drop of everyone who’s seen this."

Jesus! Thats jaw dropping! So it wasn't the term "whitey" that made people lose their bowels afterall...it was SOMETHING ELSE?! And yet nobody has heard about this till now? Not Bill Clinton, not his aides? This was a pretty major event, Ex Presidents, current and ex presidential nominees, senator Edwards was there, Jesse Jackson, major community leaders and business people. You don't think this would have gotten some copy if it was so CRAZED and controversial? You don't at least think your new buddy Fox News would have snapped this sucker right up and put it on air as it happened?! Weird don't you think?

"The “tape” is a DVD that Trinity United sold on its website, and possibly offered free for download up until March 2008 when Trinity’s site was scrubbed and the DVDs were no longer offered for sale.

This outburst happened just one month before the 2004 Democratic Convention, when Barack Obama delivered the keynote address."

Wow! So it's also been readily available for sale and download for 4 years? Surely there are more copies out there than Karl Rove and John Mcain's secret versions? No? Not even You Tube has managed to track it down?! Thats pretty unbelievable don't you think?

I'd also just like to ask Hillbuzz, how you actually get to say "Here is what is known so far"? I mean...ol Lazza the lips raked his buddy Martin over the coals for interpreting what he thought might be a "transcript". And VERY convincingly called him a dumb ass and DEFIED him to finally release the magical imagination tape from his grip if indeed he wasn't a whiny little bitch and actually HAD the tape.

Yet here YOU are giving pretty solid details about the event. And your pal and mine Larry is CONFIDENT in your claims. From what you're telling us you sound like you've SEEN THE TAPE HILLBUZZ!!! WHY ARE YOU HOLDING OUT?! WHAT ABOUT HILARREEEEEEEE!?!?! Why do you hate the women of America?